Can you believe it?
Numb nuts asked:
The other day when I came back home from a days scuba diving, heres this totally hot babe waiting at my house for me. So Ive asked her inside for a drink, and one thing has led to another (as you can imagine).
Unfortunately, as I was in quite a hurry to get home (as it takes a long time walking home in my flippers) I did not clean all my equipment as carefully as I should have.
So whats happened, when I reached orgasm, the backpressure has got too much for my regulator, and all this seaweed and sea water and sand has come flying out of my snorkel and its gone all over the poor girls face.
She said it didnt bother her too much and that most guys have the same problems every so often, but now when I call her she makes excuses not to see me any more.
Last time she said she was washing her hair, but I could hear a guys voice in the background.
What should I do?
Scuba Steve- Well buddy you just better get used to it, because I’m here now. You had your chances with the hotties, and all you could do was post a whole heap of rubbish in the camping section about what a great movie Brokeback Mountain was. Basically, now all the hotties are looking for a feed not a snack, if you catch my drift. You are giving the scuba community a bad name with all the mr. Floppy routine, so just back off, man.
The other day when I came back home from a days scuba diving, heres this totally hot babe waiting at my house for me. So Ive asked her inside for a drink, and one thing has led to another (as you can imagine).
Unfortunately, as I was in quite a hurry to get home (as it takes a long time walking home in my flippers) I did not clean all my equipment as carefully as I should have.
So whats happened, when I reached orgasm, the backpressure has got too much for my regulator, and all this seaweed and sea water and sand has come flying out of my snorkel and its gone all over the poor girls face.
She said it didnt bother her too much and that most guys have the same problems every so often, but now when I call her she makes excuses not to see me any more.
Last time she said she was washing her hair, but I could hear a guys voice in the background.
What should I do?
Scuba Steve- Well buddy you just better get used to it, because I’m here now. You had your chances with the hotties, and all you could do was post a whole heap of rubbish in the camping section about what a great movie Brokeback Mountain was. Basically, now all the hotties are looking for a feed not a snack, if you catch my drift. You are giving the scuba community a bad name with all the mr. Floppy routine, so just back off, man.
